Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is . . . → Read More: She who has the pussy, rules the world!]]>

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”

Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.”

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500..”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before..

He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money’s worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

Kisses!

Princess Heather
Skype ID: EnchantrixHeather
Yahoo ID: beg_for_Princess_Heather
TEASE University Headmistress
Priestess of the Penis
Tease and Denial Phone Sex Temptress
Spoil Your Princess

For an erotic phone sex session with Princess Heather, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Cocksucking Fag Tries To Be a Stud

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Cocksucking Fag Tries To Be a Stud

Of course, I had a fun call with my cocksucking faggot slut kenny… he loves to try and trick your femdom Mistress, but he just never succeeds!  Of course I love to play along with it at first… he likes to call and say his name is something tough, like Mike or Tom, and talk in this lowered voice, making himself sound like  a real man.  I know it’s him, but I let him have his hopes rise for a few minutes before I crush them like a set of squishy balls! *giggle*  Then I make him my bitch, having him get his little pussy ass fucked as well as his mouth.  Soon he’s begging me for cock and cum, and then squealing like a little bitch.  Of course, after he cums he tries to turn all macho again… better luck next time, baby!

Pantyhose Slut Is Trapped By My Satin Thighs

Then I had another fun call from a true pantyhose slut, who was entrapped by my silky stocking covered legs and lured into my lair.  I played with him for a while, then used some of my special tools to castrate him and then take his penis as a trophy for my room.  Yes, he let himself be lured in again, won’t these boys ever learn? *giggle*  Probably not, but that’s where the fun is, isn’t it?

As you can tell, I have been having just way too much fun.  I know you want to get your freak on, so pick up that phone and let’s party!

Kisses!
Princess Heather
Priestess of the Penis
Tease and Denial Phone Sex Temptress
Spoil Your Princess

For an erotic phone sex session with Princess Heather, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com

You see, ‘r’ loves . . . → Read More: Mistress makes pet a cumsucking slut]]>

You see, ‘r’ loves to be tied up by me and my many girlfriends, and used for our own pleasure.  We tied him up in a room we had fixed with dozens of cameras at every angle, and a live webcam feed to thousands of other women who wanted to watch us make ‘r’ our cumslut.   We brought in a dozen well-hung men who had huge balls full of cum to make ‘r’ swallow and taste, and then the fun began!

We had ‘r’ suck and swallow load after load of cum, rubbing it all over his body, all over his face, as he begged and pleaded with us for more.   We had his balls trapped in a cock ring, nice and tight, keeping those balls of his taut while I slapped them with my crop.  We stroked his cock as he sucked those other ones, keeping him on the edge of orgasm… and just as he thought he was going to go over the line and cum, I would punch him in the nuts! *giggle*

It was so much fun!  Poor ‘r’ was begging to taste more cum and be a slut for it.  His face and body were sticky with cum from dozens of loads.  His poor balls were blue and sore.  And it still wasn’t enough for him.  We brought him a nice full brandy glass of  cum and gave him his dessert…. he couldn’t wait to get more!

I think we have created a cumslut monster! *giggle*

Kisses!
Princess Heather
Priestess of the Penis
Tease and Denial Phone Sex Temptress
Spoil Your Princess

For an erotic phone sex session with Princess Heather, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com